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Thursday October 2nd - 10:25am

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mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

(Source: mashup-central, via narkomaniood)

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Thursday October 2nd - 10:23am


And I got all my sisters with me!

And I got all my sisters with me!

(Source: fuckyeslilkim, via queensofrap)

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Wednesday October 1st - 10:58am

realitytvgifs:

SISTAHS!

Dead

realitytvgifs:

SISTAHS!

Dead

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Monday September 29th - 8:10pm

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via theflamintampon)

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Sunday September 28th - 10:30pm

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Sunday September 28th - 10:30pm

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Sunday September 28th - 10:29pm

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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Sunday September 28th - 10:25pm

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji
Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)
Casadei pumps ($1,300)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

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Friday September 26th - 4:33pm

humansofnewyork:

"When I first met her, she was dating another guy. He didn’t like me talking to her, so he waited for me outside of class one day and beat me up. But I didn’t give up on her. I started biking and swimming and learning to box. I got skinnier than you are. Then the next time I saw him, he came over to me and said: ‘You want another round?’ And I said: ‘This will be the last round!’ Then I knocked him out in two punches."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"When I first met her, she was dating another guy. He didn’t like me talking to her, so he waited for me outside of class one day and beat me up. But I didn’t give up on her. I started biking and swimming and learning to box. I got skinnier than you are. Then the next time I saw him, he came over to me and said: ‘You want another round?’ And I said: ‘This will be the last round!’ Then I knocked him out in two punches."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

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Thursday September 25th - 9:43pm

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Tuesday September 23rd - 6:15pm

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

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Tuesday September 23rd - 11:49am

Having to listen to 98fm in work is bad enough, but having to listen to two adult male presenters speak about how a woman left her sanitary products visible in her bathroom (a box of fucking tampons), and how this was appalling to them. Fuck right off shaming women for having their period. Ugh! If you’re a lad and get embarrassed by periods you need to take a long hard look at your life. K bye.

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Monday September 22nd - 10:59pm

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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Saturday September 20th - 10:16am

"I just thought there would be more."

Boyhood (2014)

(Source: vrtoglavicazanosa, via thepunsdiehere)

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Saturday September 20th - 10:13am

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